Sammy: Anyone got the bets ready?
Peacock: I sure do! Fortuna Fafet Fort e Bus or whatever.
Wright: How elegant.
On a television screen, the screen is blue, as red letters begin to fly into view from the side. After a few seconds, the words finally come together to say "Duckburg News
". After that is through, the screen fades away to show two animals, one being a male dog, with long floppy ears and a green hat on his head. The other was a female cow, all dolled up with a bell around her neck. These were Goofy and Clarabell Cow, who were both acting as news reporters this night.
"Welcome, one and all, to Duckburg News tonight!" said Clarabell, welcoming the audience for tuning in.
"Gawrsh, Clarabell!" spoke Goofy before giving his signature chuckle. "There isn't much news to report tonight,